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The sound of something solid landing.

Example: I just heard a plonk – did something fall down in the kitchen?

To set or toss (something) down carelessly.

Example: When you’ve finished with the sponge, just plonk it back in the sink.

To automatically ignore a particular poster.

Example: I got tired of his trolling and ad hominem attacks, so I plonked him.

(followed by a location) Precisely and forcefully.

Example: He dropped his bag of tools plonk in the middle of the table.

The sound made by something solid landing.

The supposed sound of adding a user to one's killfile.

Cheap or inferior everyday wine.

AC Plonk

A female police constable.

Example: Chris and that plonk had better be flushing the scum out.